Thoughts from the Thoughtless

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via dogesexual)

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via fuckyeahloldemort)

nayx:

instead of accusing the defendant, we’re gonna insult his lawyer and say he drinks milk and lives with his mom.  good hustle guys

(via theyellowbrickroad)

piercelopez:

there are two types of crushes:

1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”

2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me

there is no in between

(via lesbian-father)

rabioheab:

i do not like green eggs and ham will.i.am

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

ddddddddddddddddeannnnnnnnnnnnnn:

180mph:

☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁ ☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁

☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁

men               men                                    men

      men                  men                  men      men

                        men                                          men

                  men

                                    men

                                                      men

                              men

              ☂                  ☂                      ☂               ☂

             lesbians         lesbians               lesbians      lesbians

(via beyoncevevo)

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

Being overpowered by your child

Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

Being attacked by your spouse

Depression and attempted suicide

Threat of miscarriage

Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

(via starkspade)

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

(via fuckyeahloldemort)